:: reader k ::

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

personal banking

dear valued customer,
i'm your personal banking.

thankyou for banking with me for this past year. it has been a great year of exciting investment and growth. i have been most privileged and happy to be providing for your needs and taking care of you all these while. as the year is coming to an end, let's review your privileges as a valued customer.

i have all your personal data, secrets, kept confidential. you can continue to confide in me your worries, sadness and happiness. i will do my best in advising you on your investment to ensure a high percentage return for you. at the same time, I will safe-keep your savings for you.

on the personal level, i will give you full attention whenever you ask for. do not worry as i will take care of your needs, whenever applicable, whenever within my means.

and of course, i listen to you. i have a 24-hours call line open just for you.

truly,
i care
and
i exist

reader k | 10/11/2005 09:40:00 AM |

7 Comments:

blobbes said...: hehe so which is worse: being a personal banker or an atm?; 4:45 PM
k said...: personal banker you get to meet your customer face to face, talk to your customer on the phone, have coffee too. ATM, well, you tell me :); 11:46 PM
blobbes said...: ATM you also get to meet your customer face to face sometimes, but to the customer you're just a machine, so no need to interact with. Needless to say you don't get to talk to your customer on the phone or have coffee. But sometimes the customer will do "remote" banking, via sms lol. ATM sounds more lonely leh.; 1:31 AM
k said...: but ATM doesn't need to give a reason to disconnect - technical fault perhaps. Personal Banker has to. :); 1:47 AM
blobbes said...: either way, people will complain about poor service. so how ;) ?; 6:53 AM
k said...: someday someone has to realise that both ATM and Personal Banker have feelings too.; 11:07 AM
blobbes said...: ATM got feelings meh? *checking internal wiring*; 4:18 PM